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Tex-ASS - Spray Cap

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Tex-Ass fart spray starts with smelling like a dozen BBQ rib platters. Then BBQ smell begins to wear off and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over.

The smells at night, are raunchy and ripe, deep in the fart of TexAss! That prairie dogging guy, is butthole spry, deep in the fart of TexAss! The smell in the room, ain't no perfume, deep in the fart of TexAss! Reminds me of, the cheese I cut, deep in the fart of TexAss!

The coyotes wail, from the nasal flail, deep in the fart of TexAss! The rabbits rush, from the burning brush, deep in the fart of TexAss! The cowboys cry, "Please let me die!" deep in the fart of TexAss! The dogies bawl, and bawl and bawl, deep in the fart of TexAss!

TexAss is quite possibly one of the most unique prank products on the market. A few quick sprays releases a delectable BBQ smell that will have everyone's taste buds drooling for dinner. Unfortunately for them after a mere 10-15 minutes a smell is unleashed from the deepest darkest crevasses of Texas's underpants that ain't no Barbecutie folks! That delicious BBQ smell fades into a horrendous stench of magnitudes never before ingested by human nostrils!

Fans of Liquid Ass will relish in the ability to spray and flee to a safe distance without having to get a face full of ass smell. And best of all, like Liquid Ass, TexAss is made in the good ol' US of A!

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