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Polly the Insulting Parrot - Motion Activated

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Polly the Insulting Parrot - Motion Activated


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Polly the insulting parrot insults anyone who crosses in front of her, and make you want to punt her like a football. Polly stands about 7 inches tall.

Have you ever wanted a pet, but didn't feel like having all of the responsibility and maintenance of a real live fleshy beast? Then you need to get yourself a Polly The Insulting Parrot! Trust me, he is just as irresponsible and depraved as you!

Polly The Insulting Parrot is one rude, lewd, happening ornithological dude! Polly's sensors are motion activated he will spew out profanities that will make the grizzliest of hardened sailors blush like a virgin bride! With sayings like Polly wants a f**king cracker! and Hey Baby, show us your t*ts!", Polly is truly one outrageously parrot!

For even more Polly Parrot fun, check out the portable pint-sized Polly the Insulting Parrot Keychain!

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