The Telemarketer Repellant Sound Machine

It's happened to all of us. You've slaved away at your 9 to 5 all day long, you finally get home, crack open a beer and are just about to sit down to your Hungry Man dinner when the phone rings. "Hello, congratulations, you have been selected to blah blah blah..." The anger courses through your cranium boiling your brain in waves of liquid hot magmatic ire. What possible explanation could there be for such an untimely intrusion into your decompression time?

Thankfully for you there is the Telemarketer Repellent Sound Machine, fluent in 25 different anti-telemarketing tongues! With the Telemarketer Repellent Sound Machine, simply pick up your phone, hold the Sound Machine next to the receiver, and press the button for your favorite response or sound effect! That pesky telemarketer was the straw that broke the camel's back in the ruination of your day, so go ahead and ruin their's with the Telemarketer Repellent Sound Machine!