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Stinky Sweat Spray Can
Product Description
Sure you could go out for a jog and make some pretty funky BO smells. But you are way too lazy to do that. You need instant prank gratification. Plus your sweat may be stinky but nothing could compare to our Stinky Sweat Spray Can which is exponentially more horrendous then any ordinary body odor. How could such a stinky sweat spray be made you ask?
Picture a 600lb behemoth of a man laying out in the sweltering hot sun. The folds of his globulously cellulous skin are saturated in human filth, skin fungus, and dripping with ooze and sweat. Our smell technicians brave the bodily geography of this morbidly obese human atrocity to carefully to extract the essence of smell festering between each of the blubbery flesh folds just so you can unleash an unholy stench of a prank. Buy it...prank spray it...and behold!
Picture a 600lb behemoth of a man laying out in the sweltering hot sun. The folds of his globulously cellulous skin are saturated in human filth, skin fungus, and dripping with ooze and sweat. Our smell technicians brave the bodily geography of this morbidly obese human atrocity to carefully to extract the essence of smell festering between each of the blubbery flesh folds just so you can unleash an unholy stench of a prank. Buy it...prank spray it...and behold!
