Party Pooper Fake Human Poop

*Blrlblablurble Blurp Gurgle* We all know those early warning stomach sounds that alert us to an impending and immediate bathroom emergency! You make the mad dash to the nearest bathroom, callously mowing down any man, woman, or child in your path. You feverishly throw open the bathroom door, eyes bulging, struggling to prevent premature catastrophic sphincter blowout. In one swift move you begin your ass's decent to the toilet seat, head-butting the bathroom door closed while synchronously dropping your pants with one hand and flipping on the light switch with the other.

And just as you are about to make first contact you see...THE HORROR!!! I will leave the rest of this scene to your imagination...it's not pretty.

The Party Pooper Fake Human Poop is the ultimate bathroom gross out gag. This prank is perfect for both private and public bathrooms alike, and is guaranteed to leave your victims scarred for life!