When I first started to write the description for The Fart Machine, I was confused. Why was I writing a description about myself, and why was I being sold on HaHaPrank.com!?! It was then that I realized that I was not being sold, but rather people were now able to buy their very own Remote Controlled Fart Machine, instead of having to lug me around! This was much to my relief, as there is a limit to the amount of pork and beans that one can possibly consume...and a far less stinky option for the prank consumer!
The Remote Controlled Fart Machine emits 15 different realistically embarrassing gas passing sounds, and has a remote control that allows it to be operated from as far as 100 feet away! Simply hide the Fart Machine in an inconspicuous spot, and let her rip!