Fake Marriage License

As a man, when you get married, you are basically signing your life away...voluntarily becoming a slave for life to your legally bound significant other. There is no real escape, as divorce only leads to a life long sapping of your paycheck. As a woman, marriage means you conquered your man's soul, crushing his dreams, and breaking down his very being, leaving him to wander the earth as an empty shell. You are the master of your dominion and your man is nothing but a meat puppet in your hands.

Whether you know a man about to make the biggest mistake of his life and you need to send him a strong warning, or you know a woman about to conquer herself a slave, the Fake Marriage License is the perfect Bachelor or Bachelorette party gag gift! Measuring 9" x 11" and printed on thick, official looking certificate paper, the Fake Marriage License makes a bold statement!